--On Thursday, in Oslo, Norway, a 31-year-old woman went to an electronics store and stole a 42-inch TV.  How?  By shoving it up her skirt, SQUEEZING IT BETWEEN HER THIGHS, and waddling out of the store.

--The physics of that are absolutely MIND-BOGGLING.  A 42-inch TV probably checks in around 40 pounds.  And she held that using just her thighs.

--An employee figured out what was going on and called the cops . . . they arrested her as she was getting on a bus.  She told them she had, quote, "very strong thigh muscles."

--An Oslo police spokesman said, quote, "We wondered at first if this was impossible but then we tried it at the station with female officers.  It is hard, but not impossible."