Brian Wilson and Aunty Bunny
San Francisco Giants closer and eccentric extraordinaire Brian Wilson found a solution to an impossible problem: He topped showing up to the ESPY's in a spandex tuxedo, and kudos to him for doing so because this couldn't have been easy to pull off.
Wilson, who is obviously putting the free time that comes with being on the disabled list to good use, not only found the elusive Sasquatch, but he convinced the once-thought-mythical creature to attend the 2012 ESPY's as his date. This isn't just any Sasquatch, either. As Bleacher Report tweeted, this is Brosquatch.