Croc Bit off Man's Balls
A 70-year-old man in Zimbabwe learned the hard way – he lost part of his manhood to an angry crocodile. Jonah Maturure had taken off his trousers and put them in a tomato box above his head before attempting to make the trek across the Chivake River. He’d crossed the same spot in the river many times before, but this time the giant beast was waiting for him. The croc bit off part of the man’s testicles and mauled his buttocks before Maturure was able to swim to safety!