The current POWERLESS MAJOR OF TORONTO, ROB FORD has been in a TON of trouble over the last month! It all began with a video that surfaced of him SMOKING CRACK!! The political figure claimed to have only tried the drug ONCE and has never used again!
Last week a fellow employee of FORD claimed that he propositioned her with ORAL SEX! In which FORD claimed that he had no need for outside sexual activities since he was married. "I have PLENTY TO EAT AT HOME". Gross
Now, FORD finds himself POWERLESS, WITHOUT INCOME AND WITHOUT STAFF due to a random attack of a 60 year old woman who was standing in the way of him getting to his brother whom he thought was about to get into a physical altercation with another member of the council meeting! He knocked the woman down and claimed to apologize and pick her up after he was clear that his brother was in no physical harm....... CRACK IS WACK.
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